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I really don’t have words anymore for this man just please stop him 

pandaspwnz:

farfrompaid:

You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.

I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE

ruyijingu-bang:

fat-tanuki:

thugmissus:

sighruben:

lets face it, tampons are just a cheaper and more compact version of dildos

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I LOVE SHOVING DRY ITCHY COTTON UP MY VAGINA. IT FEELS SO GOOD. NEVERMIND THE FACT THAT IF I GET THE DIRECTION EVEN A LITTLE BIT WRONG IT FEELS LIKE I’M STABBING AT MY INSIDES. I GET OFF ON IT ALL THE TIME, EVEN WHEN I’M NOT ON MY PERIOD.

why is it that boys have no concept of how to pleasure the female body I swear to god

littlespookycas:

So that forceful angel on demon hug was gay love piercing through the veil of death right

"If a writer falls in love with you, you can never die."
(via suspend)

perks-of-being-chinese:

mom:

eat your veggies n follow perks-of-being-chinese

thanks mom

vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING

vampire-daughter:

awwww-cute:

Don’t use the vacuum in the same room as her

OH MY GOSH DYING

memewhore:

Mmmm, feetloaf!

memewhore:

Mmmm, feetloaf!

throh:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

throh:

trailerparkof-whores:

Did he just pull out his dick and drop it on them

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caramelcheese:

adventuresofcesium:

let’s all take a minute to stop and think about how Hagrid gave Harry his homemade birthday cake, told him how much he looked like his parents, and fed him sausages before he even started to explain that he was a wizard

let’s stop to think about how his absolute first priority was to let harry know that he was loved and cared for

 (via grapegoat)

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asvprock:

I wonder who brought ebola to the United States…. 

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